apparently I’m only 5’8 not 5’10…….. omg

the weight loss doctor is this really short skinny guy i already feel gross

I’m in the waiting room of the doctors office ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i don’t wanna go to the doctor ):

you ever see a baby that looks like a mean-ass old dude

vasheren:

i made the mistake of having alcohol over supper and so instead of doing my essay like i should be my brain said DRAW DIRK

vasheren:

i made the mistake of having alcohol over supper and so instead of doing my essay like i should be my brain said DRAW DIRK

charmancler:

another another tags to type and post the tag that comes up

  • she
  • he
  • they
  • im
  • yea
  • well
  • if
  • ok

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

corpsepaintprincess:

Be as gay as possible and steal anything and everything your little gay hands can carry

themarysue:

People don’t talk enough about the second “I love you” “I know.”